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prollyright:

napping together is my kind of date

(via simplistic-g3taway)

— 2 days ago with 130339 notes

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

I feel that this is a seriously underated kitchen skill. Reheating pizza that doesn’t feel like lava and then somehow supercools to the consistency of a leather boot takes mad skill.

(via orgasm)

— 4 days ago with 226526 notes
wannabepoesie:

andropomorphine:

americankopite:

Dude, I don’t know if anybody told you, but we have this little thing called physics.

I had to reblog this again…

Oh

wannabepoesie:

andropomorphine:

americankopite:

Dude, I don’t know if anybody told you, but we have this little thing called physics.

I had to reblog this again…

Oh

(Source: yodiscrepo, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 4 days ago with 93880 notes
What you said:I'm from Australia
What they heard:G'day mate, crikey this weather's crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.
— 5 days ago with 109923 notes

shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind

(via petcanadian)

— 6 days ago with 727120 notes

basilhallwards:

"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.

(Source: hayhtam, via orgasm)

— 6 days ago with 191306 notes
collegehumor:

The Official Dinosaur Pet Guide
Yeah but good luck giving any of them a bath.

collegehumor:

The Official Dinosaur Pet Guide

Yeah but good luck giving any of them a bath.

(Source: johnconway.co)

— 6 days ago with 1538 notes

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via orgasm)

— 6 days ago with 415310 notes